It seemed like a normal day. I got up, mom #1 fed me, I pooped (on the pad!) and spent 10 minutes trying to chew up mom #2's Apple Watch charger. Then, out of nowhere, this a lady showed up. The next thing I knew I was soaking wet and being shot at with some sort of hot air machine. The whole thing was seriously messed up. Everyone keeps telling me I look so cute, but I caught a look at myself in the mirror and I think like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber.